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In thirty years of dining out in Ireland I can say with complete conviction
that one thing has changed: it isn't as easy as it was to get a bad meal.
That's not to say that a good meal is easy to find - just that the awful,
the shoddy, the unimaginative and the plain unappetising are not as abundant
as once they were.
What is easily available now is the mediocre: meals that are not in any
way disagreeable and not in any way memorable. Meals such as these can
be found in any European country, but there is a difference between here
and there. In France acceptable and unremarkable meals can be got in any
Routier; in Italy you can eat an equivalent journeyman meal in any trattoria;
similarly in Spain. But in those countries the price of such workmanlike
cuisine is low. There is a correlation between quality and cost. Even
well-made food in unpretentious surroundings comes at unpretentious prices.
Why that should not be the case here is puzzling. There really seems
to be no equivalence. Whenever I'm persuaded to try somewhere that supposedly
fits the bill of decent quality and reasonable price, the other kind of
bill invariably comes in at around £25 a head just for the food,
which puts it in the same price bracket as many Michelinstarred restaurants
on the continent. I just can't help believing that brasseries, bistros
and trattorias should be priced at less than restaurants serving haute
cuisine.
There is another point worth making and it's this: there are two distinct
kinds of restaurants: those that are run by the owner or the chef-patron
and those that are run by employees of an absent owner. All the really
serious restaurants that I know of are in the first group. Formula food
fits well into the second group - pizza and burger franchises - but really
good food needs the constant eye of the owner. It needs the personal touch.
La Stampa is a curious mix of quality and formula. There is no contact
with anyone other than the waiter or waitress serving your table. No sommelier,
no maitre, no owner. As I say, that suits me fine when I'm ordering a
pizza or a burger, but when I'm paying serious money I want more sense
of occasion - and specifically a sense that my presence isn't simply another
table in an endless conveyor-belt of customers. It may well be just that;
but I would like, in short, to feel that my being there is not a matter
of inconsequence to the owner.
It has a fine dining-room, very high-ceilinged and spacious, decorated
with huge mirrors, some good paintings, menorah with seven candlelights
and gilded putti holding lamps. It's a large room and the space has been
divided well by partitions and greenery. It's airy and open and despite
the size of the room manages to be intimate enough, which is no mean feat.
The occasional partition is made of glass, which led me to suspect that
this is not so much for privacy, but rather so that you can see and be
seen.
Prompted by this thought I looked briefly around a packed dining-room
and saw about as much variation in the customers as I've ever seen in
a restaurant. The only thing that I could assume they had in common was
well-filled wallets, since La Stampa isn't cheap. My guest for the evening
was an actress and writer, and something of a foodie. As a result our
conversation turned almost exclusively on food and wine once we had exhausted
the topic of the other diners. This was harder for me than her, since
I had my back to the dining-room, but little by little she talked me through
the room. There were tables that spanned three generations, young couples,
business men in groups, retired couples - just about every possible permutation
of age groups and stereotypes.
She chose fish soup to begin, which was served with croutons and saffron
aioli, a rather nice idea, I thought. I had carpaccio, which was served
with sliced parmesan. Or was it? It had none of the granular texture of
parmesan although it tasted like it. It may have been an immature Grana
Padana, or perhaps it had sat in a warm kitchen a little too long and
had sweated.
It was around this point that I became aware that every time our pleasant
waitress came to our table she used my left shoulder as a leaning post.
I'm not the best at formality myself, but hey, we hadn't even been introduced.
Still, it was quite endearing and I decided to take it as a compliment.
Maybe I just look like a comfortable sort of person. Since my guest would
drink no red wine, I ordered a bottle of Louis Latour's Macon Lugny, a
solid, reliable wine that never disappoints. In La Stampa it sells for
£22, which by any standards is steep. I have no problem with the
usual restaurant mark-up of 100%, but as far as I could see 200% is closer
to the mark on this list. The wine list is divided into the usual sections
of regions by colour and the cheapest wine in each section is not less
than £17 - for example a Muscadet Sur Lie. 'Premium Choice' house
wines are £22 and even a humble Frascati costs £18. Can someone
explain to me how a wine that costs less than £1.50 in the Frascati
hills become £18 in Dawson Street?
For the main course I had cornfed chicken on a bed of mashed potato while
my guest had a risotto. The risotto came with coriander, celery and wild
mushrooms which once again turned out to be Horn of Plenty, which look
like small, black trumpets. It's the third time I've found them on a plate
in about as many weeks, which is remarkable since they're really not very
common in the wild. My chicken was served exactly as described, although
I'd have to take the cornfed bit on faith, since it tasted no different
from any other chicken that I've eaten.
We shared a banana creme brulee to finish which was prettily presented
with a raspberry coulis and piped chocolate flowers, served with coconut
ice-cream. A pleasant enough end to an unremarkable meal. You will not,
gastronomically speaking, get your socks knocked off at La Stampa, but
you will pay £25 a head for the food and your wine will come to
you at night-club prices.
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