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It's been said to me more than once; 'God, that must me be a hard job,
going around eating good food every week.' Well obviously it needs stamina
and a bottomless appetite, but for the moment I'm equipped with both of
those. But perhaps one of best things about it is that when you ask people
to join you for a good meal, they tend to say 'yes', unlike for instance
reviewing a karaoke night down at the local where you might get the odd
refusal. My guest this evening has always said 'I'd love to review a restaurant
with you' but she being something of a globe-trotter, it's been difficult
to find an evening when we were both free. Perseverance, however, was
definitely worth it because she is the sort of lady that could make more
than a few men envious of me. She was the singer, the actress and the
song-writer Marianne Faithfull, someone whose music has been with me since
my earliest years of buying vinyl.
Marianne was a neighbour of mine in Wicklow for much of last year, but
is now a confirmed urbanite living happily in Dublin. Gallantly I left
the choice of restaurant to her, and she picked Kites in Ballsbridge,
as she is a fan of Chinese cooking. I was lucky to have her as a dinner
guest, because she is currently at work on a new album and had only a
few days in Dublin before going off to record some more, and then on to
do some more concerts in Germany. Before we went to eat she played me
a few demo tracks, and if they're anything to go by, it's going be a great
record since all kinds of musical luminaries have written songs especially
for her. I was rather flattered to see a copy of my book on her sofa open
at page 58; nice to think that while I'm enjoying her music she might
be enjoying my book.
It was a fine evening - well, it wasn't raining - so we decided to walk
to Kites, building up a little appetite as we did so. Evidently she is
well-known there as we were shown to what I was told was Ms. Faithfull's
favourite table. It's a pleasantly furnished room with large, comfortable
chairs and well-spaced tables with linen tablecloths and napkins. Even
though the restaurant was busy that night there was no sense that the
tables intruded upon one another, and I'm happy to report that it also
has plenty of efficient waiting staff, so the service is excellent.
One the best things about the Chinese way of eating is that the food
that comes to the table is not specifically for one person; it's set down
for all to share and taste. This is exactly the way that Marianne and
I did it - we both tasted everything. Since she seemed entirely at home
with both the place and the menu I left the ordering of the food to her
while I studied the wine list. It's a very reasonably priced list with
plenty of good wines for well under £20. I knew that Marianne likes
the chardonnay grape, so I chose the Santa Rita Chilean Chardonnay at
£14.50 which is a far better wine than its price would lead you
to believe. I also ordered a bottle of mineral water, which turned out
to a large two-litre bottle.
The food that she had chosen can't strictly be described as starters
and main courses - we simply had tastes of quite a few different dishes.
The first ones to arrive at the table were deep-fried sea-weed, steamed
fish dumplings and spicy scallops on a skewer. It seems Marianne often
has the deep-fried sea-weed so I tasted it to see why. It has an interesting
texture and it tastes like - well, fried seaweed. I don't think I'm going
to be a convert. The dumplings came in one of those little bamboo dishes
for steaming food in and like many Chinese dishes these are designed to
be dipped - in this case into a hot chilli oil. And when I say hot, it
was certainly hot, making our two-litre bottle of water look like a really
good idea. The skewered scallops were exactly as described and were pleasantly
spicy rather than hot - nicely cooked and tender.
We had a small hiatus at this point in order to drink water and let our
palates recover from the fiery chilli heat before moving on, while a large
table of French people at the next table reminded us that the Tour de
France was about to have its first leg in a day or two. The next dishes
to arrive were vegetarian spring rolls, beef Satay, a bowl of fried rice
and a dish of mixed vegetables which included the black-skinned Chinese
mushrooms which were delicious. I guess these are something of a rarity
because although really tasty they were in the bowl in a small quantity,
making me wonder if these might be the Chinese equivalent of ceps. The
beef Satay was especially good; slightly underdone it arrived on a steel
flat sizzling with residual heat - a rather theatrical presentation. The
fried rice was moist enough that it needed no sauce and when combined
with the beef the flavours and textures blended well. The crispy vegetarian
spring rolls were just that; a good casing that was crisp and light with
a tasty filling.
Maybe this doesn't sound like a lot of food, but the portions in Kites
are generous and although we had spread the eating over quite a long time,
neither of us was hungry enough to eat any desserts. Marianne finished
with a cup of Chinese tea, served in one of those dainty handleless cups,
while I remained staunchly European and finished with coffee. With the
tea and coffee our waiter came over and insisted that Ms. Faithfull should
have an after dinner drink. She refused at least three times, but eventually
conceded since he looked so hurt and two cognacs were set before us courtesy
of Kites. There's definitely something to be said for dining with celebrities.
Considering I felt well-fed and contented, the bill when it arrived seemed
inordinately reasonable: £57 including a 10pc service charge. In
part this is due to their wine list, where good wines can be got without
spending big money. I can think of few meals in the past few months that
have ended up costing less than £60 for two, so Kites represents
very good value.
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