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I've just finished reading a book about bio-diversity and it got me thinking
about how dull the world would be if homogeneity reigned. It's happening
just about everywhere you look, from hotel rooms that are indistinguishable
no matter in what country you find yourself, to fast-food outlets, to
menus in fashionable restaurants where the same dishes occur with monotonous
regularity. Maybe gastrodiversity should be equally promoted and protected.
It was a visit to Killakee Restaurant that prompted these musings. On
a clear, bright moonlit night my wife and I set out across the Sally Gap
for a meal there. There's a turn in the road just near the Hellfire Club
where suddenly the lights of Dublin twinkle below you, stretching to the
horizon. It's an impressive sight. If it wasn't for a stand of forestry
you'd get a similar view from the restaurant. It's in an attractive old
stone building dating from the early 18th century and was once a dower
house for the Massey family. Inside the front door there's a cosy lounge
with a stove and sofas that have possibly the most ghastly loose covers
that I've ever seen. However, we just passed through, and were shown directly
to our table in the dining room, which is up a flight of steps.
The dining room itself is quite large, but is visually broken up by wooden
dividers, making small, discrete groups of tables. The decor I can best
describe as seventies bucolic. There are large dark beams across the ceiling
hung with old plates, dark wooden tables and chairs, plenty of bric-a-brac
around the walls, window sills and alcoves and tiny red curtains atop
each divider. The tables were laid with exactly the same place mats as
I used to have in my restaurant and exactly the same King's pattern cutlery.
It was mid-week and we were offered a choice of tables, selecting a table
that was set for four in a corner of the room.
You may have noticed several references to times past in this review
and that's no accident. There's a feel of a bygone era to this place -
it's partly the decor, partly the wine-list and partly the menu. I have
no problem with this: apart from being a recent convert to gastro-diversity
I have a fondness for cuisine grand-mere. And that's the point I was making
earlier, it's nice to have a variety of choices when it comes to selecting
a place to eat. Killakee House is not a place for the young and trendy
and I doubt very much that it would want to be. It offers a rather comforting
sort of old-fashioned dining in a room that I'd guess hasn't changed much
for a long time.
I began by looking down the wine list. There's about seventy wines listed,
about a third are French and the rest are from all the other major wine-producing
countries. The five house wines are all £11.95, but the Burgundies
and Bordeaus are pitched between £20-30. The bargain of the list
appeared to be the Angas Brut Australian sparkler at £17, so we
got the last bottle of that. I don't know when I last saw it listed, but
if you're over forty you'll remember when even the shortest list had Mateus
Rose. I suppose I thought it had simply disappeared, but it was here as
the sole representative of Portugal. To complete our drinks order I asked
for a large bottle of mineral water, but we took our waiter's suggestion
and had a jug of their own iced spring water.
I had a few minor quibbles about the evening and I'll list them now.
Firstly I would have liked to have seen the two unnecessary place settings
at our table cleared away, which would have given us less clutter. Secondly
I like the little ceremony of tasting a wine, and I don't like to see
it poured directly without me tasting it first. Thirdly - and call me
a pedant if you like - I prefer my sparkling wines in a tulip-shaped glass
or a coupe, rather than in a standard Paris goblet - which is what we
got. Lastly the ashtray remained unchanged throughout the meal. All little
things, but with a cumulative effect.
The menu is a four page laminate, so presumably doesn't change very often.
There's a set dinner of four courses whose price is dictated by the choice
of main courses, which run from £18-25 and there's an a la carte.
We decided that Susie would choose from the a la carte and I'd stay with
the table d'hote. She was tempted by the smoked eel and chose that, while
I picked the lambs' kidneys in red wine sauce. For main courses Susie
stayed with fish and picked the turbot while I went for a blast from the
past and chose the veal cordon bleu.
Before the starters arrived we were brought some home-made brown scones
which were good, but I don't really like to see little foil-wrapped pats
of butter on a dinner table, especially in the £40 a head bracket.
Susie was presented with a generous portion of smoked eel, which came
with a simple salad and my kidneys were presented on a large plate, diced
small, and covered in a brown sauce that looked oddly unappealing but
which tasted fine.
Next I got a sea-food bisque which was thick, rich and with a strong
flavour of lobster. After that came the main courses which were very good.
Susie was given a large turbot steak, which she told me was perfectly
cooked. It was served with slivers of carrot and chunks of lobster and
it looked impressive on the plate. I was similarly well-served: a large,
crisp and very nicely cooked veal cordon bleu had me nearly defeated by
its sheer size. The vegetables were served separately and were very plain,
but my interest was focused entirely upon my veal which I thoroughly enjoyed.
It was definitely a night for seeing things I hadn't seen for a long time.
Just like the old days, dessert came on a trolley and from it we picked
a banoffi which we shared. This is not the sort of restaurant to offer
you an espresso, so there was really only one way to finish so traditional
a meal - we both had perfectly delicious Irish coffees. The bill came
to £78.54 which included a 10pc service charge and I was pleased
to see that the credit card slip came with the total filled out, rather
than with the gratuity box still open in a mute request for another tip.
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