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Not a word of a lie: I spent more time thinking about what I was going
to wear for this review than where we were going to eat. Suddenly I realised
what that angst was that my wife has suffered all these years. Shall I
wear my suit? What about a tie? Or perhaps casual, or then again maybe
very country - you know, cords, tweeds, brogues. It was agony; clothes
strewn all over the bedroom, tried on and then discarded as anxiety mounted
in my breast. And why this sudden sartorial stress? Because if, like me,
you're about to spend the evening in the company of Robert O'Byrne you
have to try. How can you sit down with one of Ireland's most fashionable
and fashion-conscious men looking like last night's dog's dinner? Unthinkable.
So in the end it was my dark blue suit and a white shirt that made my
statement.
It was a Thursday night and we had arranged to meet in the Shelbourne.
I'm going to have to get it into my head that there's no such thing any
more as quiet mid-week nights, every night seems to be party night these
days. Robert found me in a very crowded bar and we made our hasty escape
to his double-parked car outside. Being a shamelessly exploitative sort
of person, I got Robert to drive because he doesn't drink, and since I
now had a driver I was able to say 'Howthwards, Robert.' I'd had the conversation
earlier in the day with my wife. 'You should take Robert somewhere nice,'
she suggested, 'maybe a Thai restaurant.' 'You mean formal?' I said, with
a flash of rapier wit. 'No, Thai as in Thailand,' she explained patiently
- which is why we were off to the Pad-Thai in Howth, named after Thailand's
staple dish.
It's amazing, even his car is stylish, so I was grateful that my elderly
motor was nowhere to be seen. We took the coast road as it was a sunlit
evening and found the Pad Thai easily enough on the harbour wall overlooking
the boats. It's not a big room, maybe a fifty-seater, and there's nothing
in the first impressions that says 'Thailand.' It took a while before
we noticed a small bronze Buddha sitting floodlit on a shelf which made
the necessary ethnic connections. This is a hard-edged room; wooden ceiling,
stone floor, wooden tables and chairs. This also makes it quite a noisy
room with nothing soft to absorb sounds. With background music playing
loudly enough to be renamed foreground music there were times I was straining
to hear Robert. It was also very brightly lit - small halogen bulbs lighting
the paintings on the walls threw a lot of spill into the room.
The menu and wine list are all in one, the first page being the wine
list, so I started with that. There are twenty-four wines, four half bottles
and a couple of sparklers plus a selection of beers. The wines are banded
in price between £11.95 and £20, with only one, a Premier
Cru Chablis costing more at £28, which would be good value if you
weren't on a budget. About half the wines are French, the rest New World.
With Robert not drinking I decided in the end on beer, which goes rather
well with Thai food.
The first page of the menu is not Thai; its mostly fish. Given the restaurant's
location on the harbour wall it's not surprising. Apart from confit of
duck there's smoked salmon, scallops, monkfish, salmon or cod, all in
and around £10. After that the menu becomes Thai, with a good range
of dishes on offer: three soups, ten starters, five salads, three curries
and meat dishes divided by type. There's moo, which isn't cow but pork,
gai which is chicken and nua which is beef. There are also sea-food dishes.
My eye fell on the Pad-Thai breakfast menu - four sausages, two rashers,
black and white pudding, tomatoes, toast, tea or coffee - reminiscent,
I thought, of an Irish breakfast.
Robert chose the moo ping for his starter, which is thin slivers of pork
on a skewer and it was served crunchy, rather like crispy bacon. I chose
the prawn tempura and both of our starters came with a chilli dip. Robert's
pork was definitely for people with their own teeth, and although my prawns
were fresh and good, the tempura batter was soft rather than crisp. For
our main courses Robert had chosen a yellow Thai curry and I'd picked
the nua tod krapow, which was a beef dish. The curry came in a deep plate
with green beans and Robert had a separate dish of plain boiled rice,
while I had chosen fried rice. Having tasted both we agreed that the beef
dish, which came topped with deep-fried basil leaves, was superb - wonderfully
spiced thin slivers of beef with something sweet caramelised on the surface.
The curry was good too, but it's the beef that I'll remember from this
meal.
When it was time to look at the sugar Thai menu, or the desserts, Robert
chose a fruit and custard dessert while I couldn't resist the gateau that
had the words 'double chocolate' in its description. When Robert got his,
his face took on a puzzled air. 'Well?' I asked. 'Do you think it's supposed
to fizz in your mouth?' he wondered. It wasn't a question that I could
answer so he asked the waitress. She went off with it and came back with
a freshly made one, explaining that the chef thought there may have been
a reaction between the custard and the fruit making the fruit start to
ferment. While this was happening I was picking at my gateau, which was
a little heavy on the gelatine, but nice enough.
A man who subsequently identified himself as the owner arrived and as
soon as he came in he dimmed the lights and turned the music down a bit,
bringing sighs of pleasure from both Robert and myself. In the newly created
relaxed atmosphere Robert had a herbal tea and I had an espresso to finish
our meal.
When I asked for the bill it came to just a bit more than £40.
The cost of Robert's dessert was not on the bill, plus the owner came
over and offered us a drink on the house as well. I felt that it was a
generous gesture, although hardly necessary. It's so easy to make amends
to customers when things aren't quite as they might be, it's a wonder
to me more restaurants can't do it. The Pad-Thai may not be very Thai,
but it's very good value for money.
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