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One of the best lunches I ever had was hosted by Myles McWeeney and took
place in L'Ecrivain. It was a themed lunch, especially for carnivores,
and featured a range of unusual meats - ostrich, bison and kangaroo. Apart
from the uncommonness of the meats, the lunch stuck in my mind for its
beautiful presentation and near perfect execution. Derry Clarke, I decided,
was a chef that I had a lot of respect for.
I've been putting off going there for some time now, because I like that
thing that psychologists call 'deferred gratification' which is another
way of saying 'That pleases me a lot, so I'll keep it for later.' It also
makes you feel a bit grown-up, because it's something children have no
concept of - their attitude is more like 'I like that, give it to me now.'
So having deferred my pleasure a while, I thought it might be time to
seize it.
I'd given my wife glowing reports of the lunch, so she was keen to come
with me. After a leisurely drive from Wicklow we got to Baggot Street
a bit after eight, well in time for our half-past eight booking. When
you go in to L'Ecrivain there's a waiting area and a bar downstairs with
comfortable chairs and sofas. We were greeted and asked if we'd like to
go straight to our table, which we did. The dining room is upstairs and
there's the main body of the room and another area, separated by an archway
in which we were sat. A large, linen-covered table with comfortable chairs
made me feel instantly well-disposed towards the room. There are shelves
around the walls lined with old books, quarter and halfbound, which is
entirely in keeping with this restaurant's name - 'The Author' in English.
You can also find its logo, a quill, on the menu and wine list.
A bottle of mineral water started us off while we read the menu. It was
charged at £4 for the litre bottle and this is, I promise, my last
whinge about water. However, if there's a restaurateur out there reading
this who can give me a justification for water at six times the price
of petrol I'd be happy to include it in a future review. But at least
in L'Ecrivain you don't have the added insult of having a 10% service
charge on top of the £4 - they have a policy here of only putting
the service charge on the food element of the bill, which is something
I'd like to see more restaurants emulate.
The menu is both a la carte and table d'hote. The starters on the a la
carte are just below £10 and the main courses are just short of
£20. The table d'hote is £31.50 and is four courses, it includes
a selection of vegetables, coffee or tea and rounds off with chocolate
truffles as petits fours. There were some good looking dishes on it such
as cream of celeriac soup, baked herb encrusted goats cheese, cucumber
noodle salad, Caesar salad, pan-fried sausage, rack of lamb, fillet of
hake and fillet of monkfish but neither of us felt up to quite so much
food. The a la carte had two of my favourite things on it and Susie's
too, so that's where we looked. Pan fried foie gras, baked rock oysters,
spring roll of duck, Dublin Bay prawns and seared black pudding were some
of the starters and main courses included fillet of John Dory, fillet
of beef, wild Irish salmon, veal liver or half a West Coast lobster. Susie
chose the duck spring rolls and I couldn't resist the foie gras. I know
we shouldn't have, and maybe it wasn't such a good idea, but we said 'what
the hell' and both chose the lobster.
It did make the choice of wine a little simpler, though. It's a fairly
long wine list and starts with seven house wines; four from Chile and
three from France, then there's a 'suggested selection' which has wines
listed at £15. Bordeaux comes next, listed by year and finishing
at 1990. These are mostly crus classes and petits chateaux, and are mostly
between £100 and £200. A couple looked like good value to
me, but that's a theoretical judgement rather than a practical one and
I kept turning the pages. The mark up would appear to be something over
100%, so the fact that there's no service charge on the wines seems to
be well covered. With anything French halfway good costing upwards of
£30 I turned my attention to the Australian whites. Penfold's Old
Vine Semillon looked interesting at £20, so we had that. The Semillon
grape can occasionally impart something of the odour of cats' pee to a
wine, but thankfully this one didn't. It lived up to its description on
the menu as 'a wine with honeyed fruit' and we both enjoyed it.
Susie's starter of duck spring rolls came with an amazing fluorescent
green sauce that surrounded her two centrally placed rolls. It looked
extraordinary, and said Susie, tasted good. 'Perhaps it's lemon grass,'
she ventured, but wouldn't be more specific. The rolls themselves were
a little tasteless, though. My foie gras was really good, succulent and
perfectly cooked. The service was excellent, the wine was going down well,
all was right with the world.
Our lobsters came looking very pretty on the plates and we set to. It
took a while before either of us said anything. 'How's yours, Susie?'
'Um, fine. Yours?' 'Okay. Maybe a bit over-cooked.' 'Mine too, actually.'
And that's why it's not a good idea to have the same thing when you're
reviewing. It's not really fair on L'Ecrivain for me to judge a meal on
just one main course. If we'd had two different dishes then perhaps I
could have enthused over that and stayed muted on the lobster, instead
all I can say in honesty is that our main courses weren't great. As it
happens we were back a few days later with a party of ten and the lobsters
were perfection. But that's the thing with something as volatile as food,
it's hard to hit the nail on the head a hundred times out of a hundred.
Dessert menus came and they're all priced at £6. Susie finished
her meal with a summer berry pudding which was, she said, 'perfectly agreeable'
and I finished with an espresso. We were about to go when we met some
friends, so we stayed a while over after dinner drinks. The bill came
to £112.97 of which £65.25 was food.
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