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When I first moved into the Wicklow Hills many years ago, there was no
motorway and no easy access. My Dublin friends though I'd gone to live
so far beyond the Pale that I might as well have been on a different planet.
'Annamoe?' they said, 'wear the fox hat.' Quite why, I'm not sure. Still,
remote as it may have seemed, there are bits of Wicklow that are even
more remote, even today. I'd been hearing recently about a new development
in Aughrim - and even drove past the building site some months ago - where
there's a hotel and holiday village.
The hotel - Brooklodge - has a restaurant called The Strawberry Tree
and first reports seemed promising. Should you decide to drive there don't
expect to find any signposts for Brooklodge; there were none that I could
see. It's part of the new Macreddin Village about three miles outside
Aughrim, where the village is signposted but the hotel is not. After a
few wrong turnings my wife and I found it, arriving on the dot of our
8.30 reservation. Just inside the entrance there's a brass plaque with
the name Brooklodge on it, so you'll know it when you've found it. I've
banged on about the importance of greeting people before, but it can't
be said often enough. We walked into a comfortable lounge decorated in
a style once known as fin de siecle bordello, that's to say red velvet
on the walls, heavy gilt mirrors, a smoky, shimmering mirrored ceiling
and attractive lighting. The place is brand new and clearly there's been
a lot of money spent. We stood for a while in our coats, then sat and
waited. After ten minutes a waiter appeared and handed us menus but no
wine list, and disappeared. Susie wanted a glass of mineral water but
there was no one to ask. In my perfect world, when you walk into a restaurant
someone comes up to you immediately saying 'Hello, good evening, can I
take your coat? Would you like a drink? Can I show you to your table?
Be welcome, make yourself comfortable.' Fluffing the customer is a good
start to a meal; a complete lack of it makes me cross and irritable. Crotchety.
Cantankerous. Curmudgeonly even. I called loudly to a passing waiter who
seemed to have no intention of coming near me. 'Can I have a drink and
a wine list?' Both arrived eventually.
The menu looks interesting and there's a long preamble about organic
food and the importance of good ingredients - none of which I'd argue
with. A set dinner at £25 was on offer, starters included crab cakes,
goats cheese salad, smoked mushrooms, rillette of duck and smoked mackerel.
Then two soups; a prawn fish soup and carrot and ginger soup, and then
main courses like wild boar, hake with a Mediterranean crust, fillet of
beef, caramelised roasted scallops and organic chicken breast. (Reader
A. Thornton of Blessington please note, this is a list of things from
the menu, not a list of what I ate.) From this Susie chose the mushrooms
to start and the scallops to follow and I picked the crab cakes and wild
boar.
There's a well-chosen wine list with two pages of wines at £15,
some of which are good value, and a longer list of wines pitched somewhat
higher. Quite a few decent clarets, none of which were in my budget, and
some good Burgundies, none of which were under £20. Eventually I
chose the Stellenzicht 1994 from Stellenbosch, a big South African red
made with a Cabernet Franc and Merlot blend.
Forty-five minutes after we walked in we were called to our table. The
trouble with arriving at a table in a grump is that things that might
have pleased you had you been in a good mood, invariably don't. Thus,
not for the first time, I was unimpressed with my crab cakes. They were
okay, but I do hate getting bits of crab shell stuck in my teeth. Susie
was poking unenthusiastically at her six button mushrooms ensconced in
salad leaves. 'Nothing wrong,' she said, 'just a little dull.'
The dining room is decorated in the same style as the lounge, except
the walls are blue rather than red velvet. The furniture is all repro
Victorian which goes well with the room. Good quality cutlery, some beautiful
plain white crockery and stylish accoutrements completed the table. Outside
the window a rather incongruous dwarf picket fence marked out what will
no doubt be a flower bed in time. I was footling around looking for somewhere
to put my ash when Susie handed me the ashtray which had been hiding on
her side of the table. A handsome thing of weighty pewter, I turned it
over and found a solitary word underneath - 'Authentic' - the furniture
may be repro, but the ashtrays are authentic.
Our main courses arrived and Susie found herself with a big bowl of salad,
in which hid the not very caramelised scallops. Somehow the menu description
hadn't prepared her for yet another salad, but the scallops were properly
cooked, if a little lacking in flavour. My wild boar turned out to be
a stew with lots of fruit in it, which meant I had no taste of boar whatever
- which is a pity, since it's a meat that I like. A tray of plain broccoli
florets and Jerusalem artichokes - no potatoes - accompanied the main
courses. I found myself thinking that the greatest culinary art is managing
flavours, as well as knowing how to use salt. This last sounds banal,
but there's truth in it. Some of the bread on the table had too much salt,
so did my crab cakes, the scallops not enough. Deftness of hand with flavours
is what differentiates the excellent from the average.
There were five desserts to choose from; a pear and rosewater tartlet,
a chocolate mousse cake, a lemon pudding with a berry compote, a cardamom
creme brulee and an amaretto and hazel parfait. Susie had the creme brulee
and I had the chocolate mousse. Both of these were beautifully presented
and well made, by far the best part of this meal. Two good espressos completed
our dinner.
Although this was an uneven meal, there was good service once it eventually
got started. A plushly decorated and comfortable dining room made it a
pleasant place to sit, and the bill came to £73.20, to which I added
a tip.
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