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Three beautiful days in a row that looked like summer from indoors had
me hankering for drives further afield than my norm. Bright days and longer
evenings are somehow a deal more conducive to travelling than blizzards
and ice. My wife wasn't keen on anywhere that would take much longer than
an hour to drive to, so it was out with the ordnance survey and a pair
of dividers. 'Westwards,' I said, in the same sort of tone that took braver
people than me across the Rockies. 'Let's go to Kildare,' I specified,
making it sound like a cross between the Maldives and the Caribbean. Ah,
Kildare, rolling plains, stud farms, some bits of motorway and The Flaming
Wok in Clane.
Susie made the booking and got the directions. 'It's next to the Esso
filling station,' she said as she put down the phone. And so we set off
across the Wicklow Gap, where at the summit beside Tonelagee Mountain,
we saw one of the more spectacular sunsets I've ever seen. A river of
gold ran through the sky like a celestial reflection of the King's River
below, feathery wisps of finger-shaped clouds ran parallel, each picking
up the gold and orange hues. And there, under this stupendous sky, we
could see the plains of Kildare. In a moment of careless abandon I heard
myself saying 'Even if we get a rotten meal it'll have been worth the
drive just for this.'
We got to Clane in almost exactly an hour and found the Esso station.
The restaurant is precisely where you'd expect to find the garage shop,
that's to say it's directly behind the pumps. There's a newsagents here
as well, and they all seem to share the car-parking in the fore-court
area. It's a modern building that houses these various ventures and the
Flaming Wok is the one in the middle. Inside it had a bright, clean look:
good-sized tables and comfy chairs, the obligatory paintings of Hong Kong's
skyline and a handsome long-case clock which was lacquered in a Chinoiserie
style and alongside which we were seated.
We were handed a very long menu and a surprisingly long wine list. The
menu takes a while to read and you get a feeling while you're reading
it that making a decision isn't going to be easy. I saw about ten starters
and the same number of main courses that I would happily have picked.
Susie was having a similar struggle in making a choice and then, almost
simultaneously, we came to the last four pages which contain the four-course
set dinner at £15. Apart from the fact that £15 for dinner
is very inexpensive, the choice was still big enough to make decisions
hard. Most of the dishes that are on the multi-page a la carte can be
found on the special dinner menu and both Susie and I decided to choose
from that. Just as well, because there are a few rules for this menu;
at least two of you must choose from it and you have to have the same
intermediary course. In the end we chose like this; for Susie wonton soup,
crispy duck for intermediary course and then king prawns with garlic and
a black bean sauce - for me squid rings in batter, the crispy duck and
lamb with black pepper sauce.
The wine list seems to be an entirely Gilbeys one and it is modestly
marked up. Recently I'd tasted an Argentinean Navarro Correas Cabernet
Sauvignon from Gilbeys, which I thought was great value for money. Susie
had decided she wanted white wine and a Chardonnay from Navarro Correas
was listed at £14, so I chose that, believing the white would be
as good as the red. It happened that it was, so we both sipped happily.
Starters arrived and Susie's soup was good; a light, clear broth with
wantons like dumplings in it. My squid was a clumsier affair, with a heavy
batter of the kind that traditionally coats skates' wings - it tasted
okay, but had little finesse. The intermediary course of crispy duck came
on a hot plate and we were given a pot with six pancakes in it, a ramekin
of sauce and julienne of shallots and cucumber. The idea here is to fill
your pancakes to your own exact specifications, roll them up and eat.
I've always liked food that needs hands, so this went down well with me.
Considering that we were now only half way through our meal neither of
us had much appetite left. Still, a sip of wine, a gulp of mineral water
and we were ready for the main courses which arrived on cast iron platters,
sizzling rather dramatically. Funny, I was thinking as I looked at the
two dishes, one of lamb and one of prawns, how similar they looked. The
same cornflour glaze and the same mix of stirfry vegetables made the two
look indistinguishable at first glance. Not just from each other, but
indistinguishable from similar dishes in other Chinese restaurants. There's
a certain comfort in that kind of familiarity, the sort of comforting
sameness that makes Americans seek out a Howard Johnson or a McDonalds
no matter in what country they find themselves. And like a pot of Chicken
McNuggets, a dish presented like the ones we were presented with gives
you that warm glow of recognition, of comfortable familiarity. Susie's
prawns were big and fat and there were more of them than she could eat.
My lamb really lived up to its promise of pepper - I had forgotten how
strong plain black pepper can be in big quantities. Oddly, as a committed
carnivore, I have to say that the part of the main course that I liked
the best was the egg-fried rice. I ended up eating so much of this that
desserts, even though included in the price, just couldn't be considered,
so we finished up with coffees. In fact this wasn't too much of a hardship,
the desserts were those industrially produced ones that rarely tempt me.
The thing about a meal like this is that you get consistent food in a
clean, well-run restaurant for very reasonable money - the bill was £48.80.
There's no great finesse to this food, but it's tasty and there's enough
to satisfy even the hungriest diner. I thought I'd made a bit of a discovery
in the Flaming Wok, but it seems that Clongowes parents know it well and
so do the pupils who avail of their delivery service.
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