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When I was a city boy, many years ago, one of my pleasure jaunts was
to take my open-topped sports car on a summer evening and drive out of
Dublin to Roundwood, specifically to the Roundwood Inn. The old road south
twisted and turned its way through Bray, then on to Kilmacanogue and then
came the long, desolate stretch across Calary Bog until you got to Roundwood.
At the time a trip to the Wicklow Hills seemed like a real journey into
the unknown, an adventure into unfamiliar territory beyond the pale. Today
the roads are wider, straighter, better surfaced and there's even a motorway
section, but oddly the trip takes about as long as it always has. What
prompted these trips back then was the knowledge that at the end of the
trek was a big, blazing log fire and good food. I didn't know it at the
time, but some years later it was to become my local. It's a place I've
been going to for over twenty years and I've got to know it well.
You may wonder why it's taken me so long to review a place I know so
well - but that's just the problem, it's never easy to appraise an old
friend. This week it was my son Rocco's birthday, he was home from Florence
and when I asked him where he might like to have a birthday lunch he was
unhesitating. 'Let's go to the Roundwood,' he said, and so we did. The
same big log fire blazes where it always has, the wooden tables shine
as they always have, the same comforting things are on the menu. There
is a proper restaurant as well, but it's only open in the evenings and
for lunch at the weekends. So we sit, as usual, in the lounge alongside
the bar, which is decorated in the white walls, dark wood and horse-brass
style of old coaching inns - which in fact it once was. I have no idea
why it should be so, but an awful lot of the people I know who live in
Dublin find their way to the Roundwood either at the weekends or on weekday
skites. It's a rare occasion that I walk in there and don't find someone
I know. It's like the Horseshoe in that respect, or even Finnegans in
Dalkey. There is a theory that there's a direct line of communication
from the Roundwood to Finnegans to the Horseshoe - something akin to jungle
drums passing news from Wicklow to Dublin and back again. It may be a
far-fetched theory, but it works in practice more often than is comfortable.
When I'm in the Roundwood for a bar lunch I don't look at the menu any
more, I know I'm going to have the chicken in a basket (yes, it can still
be got) and a beer. This time I took a moment to look at the both the
menu and the blackboard on the wall, listing the day's specials. Although
the bar lunch menu rarely changes, the daily specials keep up with the
passing seasons, my winter favourite being the venison ragout with red
cabbage. The menu lists starters like a vegetarian broth, a goulash, a
roll-mop salad and a shrimp cocktail all at under a fiver, and then for
main courses there are things like a sea-food platter, gravadlax, fresh
salmon salad, smoked trout salad, sea-food pancakes, Irish stew and, of
course, the aforementioned chicken in the basket, all of which are under
a tenner except for the seafood platter.
Because this was a birthday lunch and we wanted a little treat, we ordered
a dozen oysters at £16.50 from the specials menu as a starter between
us, and then a fresh salmon salad for Susie and chicken for Rocco and
me. The most spectacular oysters I ever had were not, as one might expect,
in Moran's of the Weir, but here in the Roundwood on the occasion of my
wife's last birthday. This time they were nearly as exceptional; big,
fat and very fresh, they arrived on a platter of crushed ice with plenty
of lemon wedges and a bottle of Tabasco. I must have been well into my
thirties before I had my first oyster, so I was happy to see my son enjoying
them in his early twenties. Looking at them on a half shell the thought
occurred, as it so often does, who was the brave person who first looked
at an oyster and said 'I think I'll eat that.'? I mean they don't exactly
look as though they're going to taste nice.
Now there's not a whole lot you can say about chicken in the basket,
but I'll say this; here the chicken is consistently good and the chips
are always exactly the way I like them. What you get is crisp chips that
have been cooked in fresh, clean oil and a half chicken that's also crisp-skinned
and always well-cooked. Sometimes I find it's the simplest dishes that
please the most and there are times when I want nothing more than this.
A little ramekin of mayonnaise into which I dip my chips - a habit picked
up in Spain many years ago - and I'm a happy bunny. Susie has more refined
tastes than me and prefers the healthy plate of poached salmon and a salad,
which looked and tasted fine. Mind you, it never stops her taking a handful
of chips from my basket, while professing her contempt for such plebeian
fare.
This was a lunch like so many that I've eaten here; simple but well prepared
and well presented. It's honest because it's unpretentious and it's good
value too. Normally it would have cost me less but the oysters put the
cost of lunch and drinks for the three of us to £45.50. The restaurant
is a more elaborate affair, with a menu that has a strong German flavour
- not surprising when you know that the owner's German - and one of the
best listings of fine German wines that I've seen. There are Eisweins,
Ausleses and Kabinett Spatleses that you will not find anywhere else,
and there are wines that give the lie to the pre-conception that all German
wines are sweet, flowery and full of sugar to make up for the unripeness
of the grapes.
It's selfishness really that's stopped me writing about this place. I
like the fact that most of time mid-week I can come here and get a table
without having to book. If this review means that I'll have a problem
in the future, I may rue the day that I chose to write about my own local
hostelry.
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