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Occasionally I get emails from readers who tell me they've been somewhere
I recommended in the past and that the meal they ate didn't match my description.
There are a few answers to this, but the most obvious are these: restaurants
have good and bad nights, and chefs change. This last one is the most
crucial; a kitchen is made or falls by the input of the chef de cuisine.
If ever I had an experience that demonstrates this fact with clarity
it was this week. But to start at the start: a few months ago I had lunch
in Bruno's of Kildare Street. I wasn't there to do a review, it was just
to have a look. I had a pleasant meal, nothing exceptional, and thought
no more about it. This week my old friend Dillie Keane was in town doing
her one-woman show for the Dublin Theatre festival. We arranged to meet
in the Horseshoe and the idea was to go on to lunch from there. She had
an early afternoon sound-check in the Mansion House - which was where
she was performing - so she asked me if we could eat nearby. 'What are
our options?' she asked me. 'Well, we could eat in Bang's, which is young,
or Bruno's, which is French.' She thought for a moment. 'I think I detect
a minty tone in your use of the word 'young' and I'm not feeling terribly
young today, so let's go to Bruno's.'
I'll tell you something about writing restaurant reviews; great meals
and awful meals are the easiest to write about. Meals that are average,
pedestrian, mediocre or merely okay are the hardest. After you've said
the meal was okay, the place was okay and the service was okay, you're
still stuck for another thousand words. As we walked across the road to
Bruno's I was pondering this fact and I decided that I could always write
about Dillie and her show if I needed to.
The restaurant is in the basement under Mitchell's Wine shop and it's
decorated in a modern minimalism. 'Austere,' said Dillie. Even though
we had no reservation we were found a table and we settled down to look
at the menu. Our table was quite small; trying to fit a newspaper, a phone
and a packet of fags on it wasn't easy. Lunch is three courses and costs
£12.95 for two courses or £14.50 for three. Starters offered
marinated salmon and blini, a pea soup, a potato and ham salad, a smoked
haddock fritter and a goats cheese and onion tart. Main courses listed
breast of chicken, a fillet of plaice, pot-roast pork, roast sea-trout,
a ballotine of duck and a wild mushroom risotto cake.
As Dillie was performing later, she only wanted water so I confined myself
to searching the wine list for half-bottles. The list starts with a page
of thirteen house wines, which are all priced at £14, so there's
a big choice at the reasonable end of the price range. And there are good
wines listed here: the New Zealand Corbans Sauvignon and the Spanish Torres
Gran Sangre de Toro Reserva. The majority of the list is French - obviously
- but there's a couple of pages of wines from other countries as well
where there are plenty of wines for under £20.
I chose a half bottle of Albert Pic Chablis for myself at £13.50
and we settled down to wait for our starters. Dillie had chosen the marinated
salmon which came on a perfectly-formed blini flavoured with aubergine.
Around it on the prettily decorated plate, was a fennel and dill dressing
which, said Dillie, was an inspired choice of flavours. I'd picked the
potato and ham salad, which arrived as a timbale with French beans laid
across the top and a tempura on top of that. I carefully lifted the tempura
off the top and cut into it. Imagine my surprise when egg yolk ran out
of it. How do you deep-fry an egg yolk? Amazing. The salad itself was
close to perfection, both in texture and flavour. Both of us were delighted
and impressed.
For her main course Dillie had chosen the breast of chicken, which came
served on a bed of puree, was surrounded by tiny wild mushroom gnocchi
and was decorated on top with the finest of deep-fried, thinly-cut potato
slivers. Mine was just as impressive to look at - I'd chosen the day's
special of partridge - it came with breasts served on a puree bed, and
the legs served as drum-sticks. In case that sounds somehow ordinary,
let me describe these drumsticks. The thigh end of them had been elongated
and re-formed with a mixture of chicken puree and foie gras. Not only
did enhance the already delicious taste, it made them look wonderful as
well. The breasts were perfectly under-done and as tender as any I've
eaten. Meanwhile Dillie was in raptures over her chicken breasts. 'Even
in London I can't remember when I've eaten as well as this,' she managed
between sighs of pleasure. And her tiny mushroom gnocchi - she spared
me one - were a delight.
Remember this; if we'd stopped here then lunch would have been £12.95,
which begins to look like the best value in Dublin. This is food as you
can find it only in the finest restaurants in the world; it's the care
and attention to detail that differentiates it from the merely good. The
amount of effort in preparation that went into these four dishes was mind-boggling.
In a three-star Michelin you'd take it for granted, but at these prices
it can only be described as remarkable.
Even though Dillie was running late at this point we didn't need a lot
of persuading to try the desserts. A bread and butter pudding, a passion
fruit Pavlova, an orange and cardamom tart and a parfait of chocolate
and lime all looked wonderful, but probably more than our appetites would
bear. We asked our waiter if we could have something really light and
he returned with two kidney-shaped dessert plates which contained a tiny
orange parfait, a slightly larger lime parfait and a drizzle of chocolate
sauce between them. Even here the attention to detail continued; wafer-thin
home-made biscuit topped each delicious parfait.
We ended this extraordinary meal with two espressos. The food had been
faultless, the service impeccable and the bill came to £49.40 including
service. Something had happened since my last visit. The answer was on
the last line of the menu - 'Chef: Garrett Byrne'. He's recently arrived
in Bruno's and he's a chef whose career I'll follow with interest.
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