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I've given up being surprised at how things come in groups, whether it's
good news, bad news or simply restaurant bills. I try, as far as I can,
to vary the restaurants that I go to by location, by food type and by
price. You may have noticed that I also try to keep my spending for two
people to under 80 and indeed for twelve months I've managed to
do just that. However last week broke the ton, and so did this week. With
luck, things won't come in threes. If you eat out often enough you'll
soon find that although good food can be found at high prices, it can
also be found for reasonable money, which is why for me 100 or more
for two seems like a lot of money. If I were to know in advance that I
was about to spend that amount, I'd want to be very sure that what I was
going to get would be well above the average - whether it was the ambience,
the service, the food or a combination of the three.
I'd arranged to have dinner with Kathy Gilfillan and we'd settled on
Locks, a restaurant on the Grand Canal that's been there for a long time
and has built up a good reputation. Although it's been a few years since
I was last in Locks, I've eaten there occasionally and I've always eaten
well. On the day of our review Kathy's husband, Paul McGuinness, decided
that he'd like to join us after all and a little later in the day so did
Michael Colgan, so we ended up as a foursome. Quite like old times, as
the four of us have been sharing meals for more years than I'd care to
admit to. One of the nice things about Locks is that you can park outside,
which for me is something of a big plus. Michael and I got there early
and had time to study the menus and wine list over a glass of wine before
Kathy and Paul arrived. The place was just as I remembered it - a comfortable
room with plenty of prints on the wall to look at for distraction, vertical
surfaces and a ceiling of painted tongue and groove, and windows that
look out over the canal. Big linen-covered tables with comfortable chairs
fill the room. What were new to me were the prices.
There is a table d'h"te and an a la carte; the table d'h"te
is priced at 29.95 plus 12.5% service charge, which, to save you
the calculation, comes to 33.18, and the a la carte averages 10
for starters and 20 for main courses. The sort of dishes you can
choose from include a cheese souffl at 8.35, fresh asparagus
at 8.45 (presumably Southern Hemisphere) angel hair pasta with truffle
shavings at 13.10, a lobster salad at 16.45 or pan fried rabbit
and scallops at 10.75. Main courses listed four fish dishes: monkfish
and lobster Thermidore, scallops and prawns, black sole and cod. The meat
dishes were chicken, lamb, beef, kidneys, Guinea Fowl, venison and duck.
I turned to the wine list, which is comprised of several pages of hand-written
text. It begins with three House Choices which are priced at 13.50,
20 and 22.50. There's a page called 'Good Wines to Accompany
Good Food', which are recommended. Four whites and seven reds are listed,
only the Chilean Chardonnay being under 20. From there the list
moves through France, very occasionally dipping below 20, into Italy,
Spain and Australia. Here too wines under 20 are hard to find, so
I eventually picked a Louis Latour Macon Lugny at 22 and a Spanish
Raimat for the red at 23. It's a quite heavily marked up list -
the same Macon Lugny is on many lists around Dublin at about 16,
so 22 is very much at the upper reaches.
When Paul and Kathy arrived, we settled into the serious business of
choosing the food. They both chose the pasta with truffles to start, Michael
had the monkfish and scallop kebab and I chose the crispy potato skins
served with smoked salmon and caviar from the table d'h"te. To follow,
Kathy and Michael had fish: the scallops and prawns and the black sole
respectively, while Paul and I both ordered a small steak - Paul's completely
plain and mine as on the menu, with a soy, ginger and chilli sauce.
There was a large party in another room, which may have put a little
strain on the systems. We'd gone through two baskets of bread and Melba
toast before our starters arrived and we tucked in, a little ravenously.
Kathy gave me a taste of her pasta, which was well cooked and the flavour
of truffle came through. Michael finished his kebab happily and I left
most of my crispy potato skins on the plate, although not before finishing
my smoked salmon strips and the little mound of caviar with the help of
more Melba toast. I'm not sure about crispy potato skins; I've got good,
strong Southern Italian teeth, but these seem to tempt fate. Anyone with
fragile crowns should beware.
The main courses arrived and were served with the vegetables on the side.
Simple, winter veg these - Calabrese, (whatever happened to sprouting
broccoli?) red cabbage and a ratatouille. Then came the Monte Carlo potatoes
- little cubes of potato fried with onion and a little garlic - which
were very tasty and it is, by all accounts, one the restaurant's more
popular dishes. I tasted a little of everything, enjoyed one of Kathy's
scallops and a taste of Michael's sole. All good, solid dishes. I wasn't
wild about the reduction sauce on my steak, but I suppose I could have
done what Paul did and ordered it plain.
The conversation at the table was gloriously entertaining, as is so often
the case with old friends, and before we knew it was late and time to
go - a mid-week night is no night for staying up late. The bill for the
night came to 234.60. Last week I wrote that The Kish was expensive,
where I'd had a bill for 244 for four, but thinking about it now,
in Locks we'd had one less bottle of wine than we'd had in The Kish, and
this time there were no desserts. When you take that into account, it's
fair to say that this meal has now taken first place in the expense league
in a year of dining out.
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