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What happened to Paul on the road to Damascus was a minor epiphany compared
to the life-style change that this Paul has undergone of late. For five
weeks now I've been living without cigarettes. To those of you who don't
smoke or who never have, that may seem like a minor event in a life of
peripheral inconsequence, but from where I stand it's pretty major. I
was a confirmed smoker, an inveterate smoker, a self-satisfied and contented
smoker. Nicotine defined much of what I did, for example I used to measure
the complexities of my articles by the number of cigarettes I consumed
while writing them, as in 'phew, that was a fifteen-cigarette article',
or 'that was an easy one, a mere six-cigarette job'. I could stop writing,
gaze philosophically out of the window and inhale deeply of my lady nicotine.
Now that particular avenue of pleasure is closed off. Now I look out of
the window and twiddle my thumbs instead.
Personally, I think stopping smoking is a huge step towards a healthier
life, but for many of those close to me it's not enough. They want a further
commitment. They want me to start the day with smoothies made from beetroot
and carrots, they want me to eat brown rice and lentils, they want me
to drink Kombucha. They even want me to take exercise for God's sake -
where will this health fascism end? What's wrong with moderation? I tell
you this, moderation will be my watchword from now on - moderation in
all things, and that includes moderation.
So there I was, moderately walking the streets of Dun Laoghaire doing
some gentle pre-Christmas shopping, when the pangs of hunger began to
overcome me. Did I go looking for a batter burger? A cheese burger? Some
chips with mayonnaise? A tub of lard and a long spoon? No, I did not.
The new reformed me turned me towards something a little healthier than
that. I headed off towards the Pavilion centre and Itsa Bagel. Although
there were tables outside, and a few hardy souls prepared to brave the
cool of mid-December by sitting there, I decided to sit inside in the
warmth.
When you walk in you queue up and a pleasant young man asks you what
you'd like. What that actually means is 'what filling would like in your
bagel?', and if like me you've never been in the shop before, you can
hold up the queue behind you for ages while you read a long menu and make
a decision. I toyed briefly with cracking that old Buddhist gag 'make
me one with everything', but figured the humour of it might have got lost
in the pressure of a long queue. I settled on the appropriately named
'all-day cure' and sat down. That's the system here, you order and then
wait until your number is called out, when your bagel is handed over to
you neatly wrapped up and served on a wooden platter.
Now before I tell about all the tasty bagels that you can order, here's
a little history. The bagel began its life in Poland around 1600, but
began to get noticed when a Viennese baker made his bread in the shape
of a stirrup to honour King John II of Poland, a skilled rider. What makes
a bagel different from other buns, baps and rolls is mainly that it's
boiled briefly before it's baked - a double cooking that gives the bagel
its idiosyncratic characteristics. If you're wondering how a Viennese
bread with Polish origins made its way to Dublin the answer lies in the
mass migration of Jews from Eastern Europe to America in the nineteenth
century, who brought their love of bagels with them. At first bagels were
baked only in Chicago and New York, two cities with large Jewish populations,
but by the 1980s their popularity was such that the bagel had entered
mainstream American life. Its popularity continues to grow there, and
here in Ireland, where all American trends eventually arrive, the bagel
has landed.
You can think of the bagel as a roll, bap or bun, and the fillings are
just the sort that you could put into a roll or bun, but somehow, because
it's a bagel, it's different. The New York classic is bagel and cream
cheese, but in Itsa Bagel you can have a choice of ten 'signature' bagels
with various combinations of ham, sausage, bacon, cheese, avocado, chicken,
pastrami, onions, peppers, egg, roast beef and mozzarella to name a few.
If none of these combinations please, you can order a mix of your own
choice. I wasn't hungry enough to try them, but there's a good choice
of different soups as well, and the ones that were eaten at my table looked
pretty good to me. The soups are priced around €3.50 and the 'signature'
bagels are either €4.60 or €4.80.
Although I'd picked the bacon, egg and sausage filling for my bagel,
the fact that I could have chosen really healthful fillings made me feel
virtuous for having come in the door. When you look at the beverages they
offer, you know it's all healthful - freshly squeezed juices and smoothies,
Kombucha (of course), Aqua Libra, organic cranberry juice, organic guava
and organic cola. I tried the organic cola, a drink that caused me to
reflect that this was never going to rule the world the way Pepsi and
Coke have. Still, it's organic nature made me feel even more virtuous.
If you picked carefully, you could come here for lunch, have a warming
soup, a well-filled bagel and a fresh juice all for under a tenner. It's
quick and clean, and certainly left me with the impression that it's a
whole lot better for you than a burger and chips. Who knows, maybe I'm
reforming quicker than I thought.
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