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If you had a hotel at the moment you'd be in need of a good-sized injection
of optimism. Two years ago the summer season was spoiled by an outbreak
of foot and mouth, last year it suffered from the aftermath of September
11th, and this year - should there be no war - is the one that's supposed
to put things right. But hoteliers have be realists as well as optimists
and if there is a war, a boom in tourism isn't going to be one of the
effects. There has to be a plan 'B' that is something other than reliance
on optimism. Many hotels are now turning to their local market to make
up for the falling numbers from abroad.
This week I was a part of a group of journalists who went to the Sheen
Falls Lodge just outside Kenmare. The hotel, like The Park in Kenmare
itself, has been a magnet for the kind of tourists everyone wants: the
kind with a lot of disposable income. If there's one thing that strikes
you the moment you walk into Sheen Falls Lodge it's the level of finish.
Everything you look at, whether it's a light fitting or a curtain, reeks
of quality and expense, and even before you use a bathroom you already
know that the water will blast out of the showerhead just like it does
in America. It may be rural Ireland, but the plumbing is very twenty-first
century.
Before a few of us went out clay pigeon shooting we were shown to our
rooms. 'You're in 209', I was told as we climbed the stairs, 'it's a really
nice room.' 'I bet you say that to all the guests,' I said as I was shown
into a perfectly enormous room with a bed the size of a football pitch.
It had something in common with Dublin's O'Connell Bridge - it was much
wider than it was long. Windows on two sides of the room overlook the
falls, which on this vaguely sunny afternoon trickled gently across the
rocks with all the urgency of a Spanish siesta, before quietly entering
the estuary known as the Kenmare River. Checking out the vast marble-paved
bathroom, I decided the Jacuzzi would have to wait till after the clay
pigeon shoot.
There's a big variety of things to do here, in the lobby a sign lists
the activities for you, ranging from the ubiquitous horse-riding to the
less commonly encountered Vintage Cars. Some of our group went a-walking,
others came shooting and others seemed tunnel-visioned about a session
in the spa. Chacun a son gout, I enjoyed hitting the occasional clay pigeon
before returning to the hotel to get ready for our dinner.
The dining room is called La Cascade, and as you might have guessed from
its name it overlooks the falls. The room is on two levels, the lower
level being alongside the windows. It's a long room, its principal feature
being the spectacular view of the floodlit falls. If you'd been brought
here blindfolded you'd know you were in a hotel dining room - big upholstered
chairs with arm rests, large tables and plenty of space between them give
it away. The dinner menu has four courses, carries many choices and has
a set price of €65. Eight starters, seven main courses and eight
desserts are on offer, among them dishes such as Sheen Falls's very own
smoked salmon from the Kenmare river, a terrine of foie gras and duck
confit, native oysters with Beluga caviar, fillet of John Dory and monkfish
with hazelnuts.
The wine list is impressive in length, it's some thirty pages long, cataloguing
wines from all over the world. It takes a while to read, and if your budget
is limited you'd need to scan it very carefully indeed to find the wines
that are under €30. The mark up is steeper than normal, but to offset
that you're in a five-star hotel and Jean-Bernard the sommelier can really
help you through the list.
I started with the ravioli of oxtail, which came with a little foie gras
and a tempura of vegetables. For my taste this was very well judged, the
oxtail well-flavoured in its little raviolo pillow, but more importantly
the taste of foie gras alongside was enough to delight the palate, but
not so much as to overextend the liver. Beside me Joanne Hegarty was enjoying
pan-seared Valentia island scallops which came beautifully presented with
clams. Very tasty indeed, the tang of the Chartreuse sauce just right.
Next we had a lime granita, which worked perfectly as a palate-cleanser
prior to the main course; grilled veal fillet served with veal sweetbreads.
All this sounds like a huge volume of food, but in fact it wasn't. Each
dish was carefully and prettily presented, but with portions tending toward
daintiness. The main course made this point well; around the central tournedo
of fillet were tiny pieces of sweetbreads, perhaps the tastiest morsels
of all the offal dishes. Enough to gratify, but not so much as to overpower.
Some slivers of an aged Milleens with home-made biscuits and then a dark
chocolate mousse on a pecan brownie, finished off an excellent meal, accompanied
by a very fine late-picked Gewurztraminer from Scherb. In all, I felt
that I'd eaten a very competently produced meal, well-judged in both flavours
and portions. After a little Armagnac I went to bed feeling very contented
indeed. I awoke the following morning to a dull roar outside my bedroom
window. With bleary eyes I made my way to my balcony to investigate. It
must have rained during the night, and rained heavily, because the peaceful
little trickle over the rocks had become a white-water wall of thundering,
crashing, cascading water with a violence that bordered on the majestic.
Not a morning for a walk I thought, and retired indoors for one last dip
in the Jacuzzi.
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