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I've just finished reading an article about Ireland's first celebrity
chef, Sean Kinsella, that brought back memories. His restaurant, The Mirabeau,
was in its heyday at much the same time as mine, Armstrong's Barn, was.
It turns out that much of the grief that caused him to close up shop was
pretty similar to what I was subjected to. If you're too young to know
about the eighties I'll tell you this; by the mid-eighties Ireland had
come to virtual economic stop. Gay Byrne once famously remarked at the
height of the gloom, 'will the last person to leave Ireland please turn
out the lights.' In those bad old days we suffered from a succession of
governments that were high-taxing and high-spending. As more and more
people emigrated or went bust the few remaining tax-payers were squeezed
harder and harder. Thankfully our politicians realised that this couldn't
go on and established a lower tax regime that has brought us a continued
boom until today. Sadly there are signs that high taxation is coming back,
as the years of economic success seem to have left the exchequer still
empty-handed. The fruits of the boom have vanished as completely as Osama
bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
The other memory that came back to me was of late autumn evenings when
summer was long gone and the customers were few. Some mid-week nights
we ended up with two people dining, which was economically far worse than
having no one at all. At least with no customers at all you could close
the door, turn off the heat, waste no food and have the night off. But
with even just two customers, you still had to heat the place, keep the
chef and staff on and have every dish on the menu available just in case.
Despite a Michelin rosette, a high score in Gault Millau, plaudits from
most major guides, we still got quiet nights - the classic case of critical
acclaim and no bums on seats. I have no wish to be a Cassandra, but nights
like these may come back to haunt today's restaurateurs.
The location of your restaurant is also an important factor in its success
or lack of it. For example being in the back end of the Wicklow Hills
wasn't so great when the majority of our customers were from Dublin and
there was a major petrol crisis. But even in Dublin there are good and
bad locations. What seems truly bizarre to me is that these good and bad
locations can be in the same street. Logic doesn't seem to apply at all.
If you're in Dublin, Henry Street serves as a good example. It's insanely
busy as far as Liffey Street, where an invisible barrier occurs and pedestrian
movement ends. Or, like Hugo Jellet and me this week, you go to Ely Place
and find The Ely impossibly full and across the road Papaya empty. Papaya
occupies the same basement premises that Snipes did until recently, when
it went off to restaurant heaven alongside The Commons, Belgos, Peacock
Alley, Cookes, Fire Island, Blue Room, Velure, Duzy's, the Pembroke etc.
etc., leaving the astonishingly resilient Kitty's Kaboodle still in business.
Papaya's basement dining room is pleasingly vaulted, with well-spaced
tables and comfortable beechwood chairs that are upholstered in velour.
What it serves is Thai food, a cuisine that can be found these days quite
easily in Dublin. Within walking distance of Ely Place you can find Diep
le Shaker, Tiger Becs, Baan Thai, The Chilli Club, Pad Thai and The Thai
Orchid, so there's clearly a demand for this brand of ethnic cuisine.
Papaya's menu is long, with a huge variety of dishes to choose from.
Thankfully our maitre was a charming Iranian student, who knew his way
around the Thai menu and put the now ruined chance of an early departure
aside to enthuse about the chef's recipes. We chose a Papaya platter for
two to start with, which consisted of prawn cakes, vegetable rolls with
plenty of carrot inside, Satay chicken on a skewer, and sesame cakes which
were crunchy, but a little oily. Two dipping sauces that came with them
and I liked the sweeter of the two. Prawn crackers came to the table along
with the menus and our glasses of iced water were kept topped up by our
attentive waiter.
For our main courses we decided to order something that that we knew
and liked; in this case crispy duck with a plum sauce at €15, and
something that we didn't know; the sea-bass with cucumber, pineapple and
tomato, which was listed at €16. I ordered egg-fried rice as an accompaniment
and Hugo chose the sticky rice. The duck was exactly as you'd expect it
and the sea bass was really good, but let down by the pineapple pieces,
which like all fruit in Ireland wasn't properly mature. Fruit that is
harvested green and unripe and then expected to complete its ripening
process in a container on the back of some lorry is hardly ideal.
We both turned down dessert, but at the behest of the waiter we tried
'Ireland's only Thai dessert', which was diced pear in warm coconut milk
with some ice on top. The chef had decided to dye the pear pieces red,
green and Ford Escort blue with food dye, but I remain unconvinced that
blue is a good colour for food. Between the colour and the unripeness
of the pear this dessert wasn't a big success.
Our bill came to modest €75.50 without service but including a bottle
of the very good Kefraya from Lebanon, a wine that grows in stature each
time I taste it. A decent meal then, but thank god Hugo and I had plenty
to talk about, because there were no other conversations taking place
around us that we could earwig.
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