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I've always enjoyed the city of Kilkenny. It has the feel of a city much
bigger than it actually is and there's a sense of cosmopolitan society
that goes back at least as long as I've known the place. I was walking
along John Street, a watery sun casting warming rays on my back, peeking
into a huge variety of shops selling curios and bric-a-brac, when I came
across the Wine Cellar. I'm attracted to wine shops much in the same way
that bees are attracted to honey and my feet had taken me across the threshold
into the shop before I'd even made a decision to do it. I've seen a lot
of wine shops in my life, but this one is pretty impressive. Not only
is it well laid out, it's very big. The shop goes back and back and there
are some really tempting offers, especially some classed Burgundies from
the 80s, which might just be still good enough to drink. I spent at least
half an hour browsing the shelves and could easily have spent half an
hour more.
Right across the road from here my eye was drawn to a sign that my poor
eyesight read as 'Shorty Wongs'. This conjured up all kinds of bizarre
images, but as I crossed the road I read it more clearly - 'Shortis Wong',
a discreet little sign read. Inside it was an Aladdin's cave of Asian
wonders, the smell of spice permeating the air, the shelves stacked with
delicacies and goodies that would have tempted anyone to buy them. I walked
out some fifteen minutes later with a bottle of hot chilli sauce, some
wasabi and a bottle of soy sauce. If I'd had a bearer with me I could
happily have bought a lot more stuff.
This is exactly the sort of activity that brings on an appetite, and
since lunch time was fast approaching we needed to make a decision. 'Do
you want to eat here in Kilkenny town or can I suggest somewhere a little
different?' asked Isobel Smith. 'Somewhere different might be nice', I
answered and so off we set for Bennetsbridge and the River Cafe. London
and the Thames may have its River Cafe, but Bennetsbridge and the River
Nore has one too. Coming from Kilkenny you go over the glorious stone
bridge that I presume is Bennet's, and there on the other side of the
Nore is the River Cafe. You really can't miss it, it has the word 'CAFE'
writ very large outside. Although it's physically very close to the river,
you can't actually see it from the cafe.
There are times, especially like this particular lunchtime, when all
you really require is a simple snack. For the most part this isn't something
that's terribly well catered for. There are pubs where you get a sandwich
to go with your beer, there are take-aways that can supply you with a
burger and chips, but if you want any sort of marginally more sophisticated
a snack, it's not so readily found. It's this gap in the market that the
River Cafe fills - simple and unpretentious.
We arrived in good time to meet up with Paul McGrath and Isobel's son,
Karl, who had come from Thomastown. Inside the décor's very simple;
a counter by the window with some stools, a few small tables around the
room and a raised booth where we sat. A big counter displays the home-made
quiches and pies and the wherewithal for filling sandwiches. A blackboard
in the corner carries the daily specials. Unlike the London River Cafe,
which is a restaurant, this River Cafe is actually closer to being a cafe,
which I've always mentally equated with the now vanished 'snack bar'.
The menu contains things like a 'full Irish breakfast' which is served
all day long and costs €7.95, there's home made soup, ciabattas filled
with a variety of things - chicken, cheese and onion, roasted vegetables,
ham or even a steak filling. Pitta breads have similar fillings and there
are salads as well; a classic Caesar, a blue cheese salad, a Greek salad,
and a ham salad. Nearly everything on this menu is priced under €10,
the majority of plates priced between €6 and €9.
There's a section marked 'for the bigger appetites', which I scanned.
A Thai chicken curry, a goats' cheese omelette, a sirloin steak and the
very Belgian sounding mussels and chips. There are a few pizzas as well,
and Karl picked a tomato, cheese and mushroom one. Paul settled on a club
sandwich while Isobel and I both chose the cheese and bacon omelette.
A few soft drinks all round and our lunch was ordered.
It's a busy place. There was an almost constant flow of people pulling
up outside, buying something to take away or sitting down to eat. Soon
enough we had our meals in front of us, a pizza that made Karl happy,
a perfectly enormous sandwich stuffed to overflowing for Paul and the
omelettes for Isobel and me. Simple things, omelettes, but of all simple
things an omelette has the biggest range of quality. From the hard, overcooked
monstrosities to creamy, velvety perfections there's a lot of mediocre
omelettes filling the in between space. These two were completely perfect
and as far as I was concerned, it made the drive to Bennetsbridge worth
it. The bill was just under €32, which felt exactly right for what
we'd had. A tourist stumbling upon the River Cafe would find one of the
few stops in the country where the prices would seem reasonable, almost
in line with what you'd pay for a road-side stop on the continent. And
that's about as rare as the proverbial hens' teeth.
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