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I don't know much about Finland. I remember the Monty Python song, 'Finland,
Finland, Finland, the country where I'd quite like to be
' I know
that it's up north, that they have reindeer, lots of snow, lots of fjords,
lots of forests and they have vowels that we can't replicate at all, even
with pebbles in our mouths. I know this much because I have a Finnish
friend called Tapsa. Well, actually his name isn't Tapsa, it's something
far more complicated than that, but that's about as close as we can approximate
to his real name over here. From him I also learned that Finns are an
orderly and industrious race - stands to reason really that they have
to be, or they couldn't survive six months of winter every year. Outside
of Finland they are known for their rally driving and their design. Finns
are the ultimate supercool of minimalist design.
That particular generalisation was conformed for me again this week when
Isobel Smith persuaded me to join her for a party in 2CoolDesign, two
shops in Temple Bar run by two supercool, very sleek, very blonde Finnish
girls called Ulla Enkvist and Titta Isokuortti. Everything on display
had that perfection of form that comes from designing for the task in
hand, from water taps to coffee cups. We picked on the smoked reindeer
and washed it down with good vodka, enjoying the evening until two realisations
came to me. One, I was hungry and two, it was hard to look as good as
everything and everyone around me.
From Temple Bar to Georges Street is no distance, so to keep up the Finnish
momentum we headed for the newly opened Indigo Yard, whose interior was
designed by the aforementioned Ulla. Isobel, Gayle Killilea, James McHale
and me made up the advance party, our task to get a table and hold it
for whoever else might join us later. The room is very long and narrow,
at the front you have a long counter and there's just room for tables
for two along the left side opposite the bar. Beyond the counter it widens
out a little and runs back another sixty feet or so, which is where we
got our table for six.
The first thing I picked up was the wine list. It's a long piece of card
folded in two and has maybe thirty wines listed. What was extraordinary
about this list was that any one of these wines can be ordered by the
glass, a service that I suspect can't last too long. The next thing that
I noticed were the prices; they were low. Not just normal mark-up low,
really low. You can buy a bottle of Frascati for €11. Yes, I know
that Frascati's not an amazing wine, but when did you last see a bottle
of anything listed at €11? Not being a cheap-skate I didn't order
that one, I really pushed out the boat and ordered the Cousino Macul,
a Chilean Merlot which you can find on many a wine list. In Indigo Yard
you can buy it for €15.56 and I defy you to find it cheaper on a
wine list anywhere. There was another pleasure in the drinks department
as well, a jug of sparkling mineral water costs €1.70. I know that
there's no reason why it should cost any more than this, but it's so unusual
not be paying between €4 and €8 a litre that it becomes a real
delight to see water at a fair price.
Now I want to be clear about this, the food here is very good value.
I'm not telling you it's haute cuisine, I'm saying it's great value for
what it is. By the end of the evening people had joined our table and
left, or joined our table and stayed. Over the course of the evening maybe
a dozen people, so there was a bit of everything chosen and eaten. Initially
I ordered two plates of antipasto, which came quickly and gave us stuff
to nibble on while making up our minds about the rest of the meal. They
were €10 each and had all the usual suspects, olives, cheeses, mortadella,
prosciutto and so on.
Isobel and James both had the steak sandwich, in which a decent-sized
piece of beef came in a sliced bread, looking pretty good. Even James
with his appetite couldn't finish it, so that tells you something about
the generous portions here. Gayle had a big pizza which was pretty good
and which costs €10, while I chose the fish 'n' chips which came
at €12. Around the table there were things like salad being ordered,
again large generous platefuls charged at €9.
We all ate well and got charged not very much. Between the comings and
the goings the whole bill ended up at €180, but I can't tell you
with any certainty who had what, there were too many comings and goings.
Still, to find a restaurant in Dublin where you don't need a mortgage
to fund your meal is a real pleasure. I've been whinging on and off for
years that it's hard to find somewhere that sits in the middle ground
between posh food and fast food. Indigo Yard seems to have found that
space and I really hope that they can continue to hold it. I've no doubt
that the temptation will come to up the menu prices and the wine list
prices, since this formula can only work with near maximum capacity on
a regular basis, but I really hope that they can hold to this inspired
and revolutionary idea that the Irish consumer doesn't have to be ripped
off.
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